Hey, there! You can call me Elly. This blog will be mostly Tolkien, David Bowie, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Star Trek. If you like what you see, you're free to stay~.

Also, I am on mobile tumblr 98% of the time, so if you send me a message and I don't respond in a timely fashion, that may be why.

I will also post some of my writings. Those can be found under the appropriate tags. C:

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If you're wondering what the "Battle of Unnumbered Fics" is, it's essentially a fanfiction battle between Oropherrrrr and I where we try to kill each other with feels-filled fanfcitions.
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Source For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

i really like this ultrafact because the setup implies something funny or unexpected is going to happen, but not only is the ‘punchline’ actually just standard torturous murder but the lack of punctuation adds a bizarre, text-post quality to the tone. syntactically speaking this ultrafact is a piece of accidental genius

The Mongol Empire was the safest place in the world as long as you didn’t backstab the Mongols.

To add to this, he actually sent two. The first was to sorta present a message of peace telling the leader in essence “We’re both great leaders of great empires and equals in stature.” and after the fucker killed the first caravan he sent another to figure out what the hell happened because maybe the fucker didn’t know who he was.

Then he invaded and utterly erased the empire off the face of the earth 

Did you guys know that Genghis Khan even went so far as to divert a river through the Khwarezmid emperor’s birthplace, erasing it from the map? This was how mad the emperor made Genghis feel. (Source)

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Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.

If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.

Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.

[via Design Taxi]


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spock + quarters

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Random FotR Screencaps

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It’s been an exhausting past week… coffee isn’t the best solution right now. 

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Peanut Butter Ice Cream

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Rolo Chocolate Chip Cookie Cups

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